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Are you a cookie addict? Do you find yourself devouring entire batches of freshly baked goods without warning? Do you have a stash of cookies hidden under your bed for emergencies?
Then you're in luck! Our team of expert cookie therapists is here to help you navigate the dark side of cookie addiction.
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We're not just a cookie crisis center, we're a cookie crisis 12 step program with a focus on cookies. Our team of experts has years of experience helping cookie addicts like you.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Cookie Challenge - a 30-day program to test your willpower against the cookie monster.
Disclaimer: Our program is not responsible for any cookie related injuries or deaths.
Side effects of our program may include:
Side effects are not guaranteed, but they're highly likely.
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